"Once all the ashes are safely contained in a fireproof grocery bag, be sure to inspect the ashes for any that are still hot."

"JD, that sort of looks like my cat litter. Can I urinate in it?"

"Well Bobbi, normally I wouldn't recommend it, but you bring up another important safety tip: If there WERE hot ashes in there, urinating on the ashes would extinguish them, and that would be an excellent method of putting them out in an emergency."