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"Then we gently place the bag into a sturdy trash receptacle. It
helps to find one with a lid, as this will help contain the ashes as well as the odor of your
urine, Bobbi. I like to use my next-door neighbor's trash receptacle. It's
best to do this when they are not home, but if they are home, sneak into their yard
very quietly. Remember Bobbi: Safety First."
"I'm a cat. Cats are very sneaky."
"Very good, Bobbi. Since you're so sneaky, I suggest you start sneaking into the
neighbor's yard to take a crap. Then I won't have to clean your cat box, and
we'll all come out a winner."
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