If there's anything Bobbi loves more than her pretend, dead kitten, it's the warmth of the cement porch. She will use any excuse to lay down on it and roll around. It is for this reason that she decides to perform her famous "Old West Death Scene."

"Ow. I think I'm shot, Clem! The bullet pierced my aorta. There's blood all over the place. I think I'm on my way to that big round-up in the sky. Say good-bye to all my gambling buddies and saloon whores."