"Come and get it! It's 3:00am and the hamburgers are finally ready. We've been drinking beer for hours while the hamburgers cooked and we all forgot about them. Luckily, Mark remembered they were still cooking when he went to relieve himself in the bush by the grill. Now they're crisp, delicious, and full of vitamins. Most importantly, no one got hurt. You see kids, if we all follow a few simple rules, we can have a fun, safe cookout any night of the week."